I render myself speechless.

Hellooooooooo

Haven’t been posting lately. I guess lately there hasn’t been anyone I wanted reading my blog :D

Really. I won’t even try to hide it. I admit that I blog for somebody. I want someone to read my posts. Either someone in particular, a group of people, or everyone. Well, it always changes, depending on, I suppose whoever my infatuation is at the moment? Or if I’m pissed at someone but am too afraid to confront him slash her. Whoever it is, I don’t blog for no reason. I mean, why else would anyone keep a blog? If you wanted to rant, you’d keep a diary.

Well, unless the blog is private. That’s prolly cos somebody wanted to keep a diary but preferred typing to handwriting. OR, he slash she wanted people to know he slash she has a blog, but not publish it, so people would get curious. And well, that indirectly attracts attention. Aha! I see right through you people ;)

Or, fine, maybe he slash she didn’t want parents or teachers reading his slash her blog. And that just means the blog would not have been private if it wasn’t for unwanted readers. So that’s not counted (:

So, analysing my theories above,
bloggers are attention seekers.

And would you look at that: the nerve I have to make that statement IN MY BLOG (I wanted to italicise that but I’m blogging from my phone and I can’t do that so I had to capitalise instead).

So that explains why I haven’t been blogging I guess. Cos it would only make sense that the only person I would want reading my blog right now is someone I can text at any time I like, for any reason whatsoever, or none :D

So why am I blogging now, you ask.

Frankly,
I have no idea.
I guess my theories are, simply,
Inapplicable (:

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